Video: Friday Fails #313

 Important to tell yourself you're "droppin". Don't want to get caught off guard on that.

 This was a Fail Friday Light edition - good to have a reprieve from the usual carnage. #8 was an abrupt face plant that broke something off the front of his helmet.

#5 and 6 were hefty slams.

 Closed captions for the hard of hearing:
As asha working nayra, yaaaa! A beer-a maya nas malaga./ [silence]/ Oooo. I’m good! I’m good./ Oo- / HOoOo/ Whoa swoawee swoawee, swoawee/ Oohuaoo (beep boop)/ Ooh he, Ooo! Hahaha/ Wuaa!/ Whoo! Ohwhatda ahh, huh/ ooh/ droppin’. Hoo ha Ha ha! Ohha/ Owawa uh/ creep into it and then just, Oawww hahahahaha/ Affffukinell/ Awuff! You good?/ Yo! Wha! Manu OOO MAZZO/ hu, hep, ah-heh, ah hehehe, I’l all right!/ [splat], uhhhh

 You can make a strong case for #6 being the worst.

 ring cam for the win

 I wonder if any of the Failers had this problem….

m.independent.ie/irish-news/man-had-seven-week-erection-after-bike-accident/29912910.html

 I was waiting for the alligator to come out of nowhere in #18...

 #10 Cannot believe I'm the only one that thought this was the worst. New England woods are so tight and rocky. A little bobble like this off of a drop into a tree can definitely break hands/fingers

 #2 has convinced me that trails are safer when surrounded by bushes and not by trees.

That would have been a pretty heavy impact if it was a tree.

 #8 seemed the worst to me. The abrupt nature of stopping without any warning. The others, you know what might go wrong, but with 8, it just came out of nowhere.

 #2 The thorns! Ouch!

 15 - how'd he manage to do that?

 Recently did a #19. The humiliation was almost as bad as getting the wind knocked out of me. Almost

 #14 Dylan Stark would be proud

 #4 Hurt the man filming more than the kid

 1 and 4 were some of the gnarliest nut taps I've ever seen

 I don't believe I've ever seen anyone crash on that part of Gravy Train before (#11).

 Mine still hasn't made the cut. Crazy town!

 #15 was the worst - most pain to the ego.

 No Defender ads this week - big WIN!

 #5 and #6 were the worst.
#2 was the BEST! Who hasn't become one with the shrubbery at least once?

 #19 - Highest possible score on the shame-o-meter...

 Secret Society of #19 Voters

 Can't believe that #18 didn't go into the drink after he fell off his bike. That's the real fail, right there...

 #14 - "180 degrees from glory"

 #9 Brake Drag Fail!

 Numbering fail #17...x2

 good thing everyone got their orange dial upgrades

 Last, because Tesla didn't burst into flame

 WEAK